It doesn't help much that ducking isn't instantaneous that is, the game plays an intermediate frame, during which you are halfway down to your knees but are still considered standing. I said I was going to talk a little about the arbitrariness of the game this update, and this shit is a pretty big offender. You should have inferred from that sentence that there is no consistent collision detection in this game - you're either ducking or you're not, and it doesn't matter which side of the screen your respective sprites are on. Every so often, though, he'll use his hug attack, the last one there, which requires you to duck to dodge it (the extra dumb thing is that the choke attack - in the middle - can be avoided by running away OR ducking). Basic tactics for this fight is to stay in the middle of the room and to walk/run back and forth while fucko teleports around and tries to hit you, which won't work unless he catches you while you're changing direction or if you're crawling. That aside, the topic at hand is Area 2, which is where we're up to. The game's still good for what it is** though. In all seriousness, this game could have been pretty creepy with some good ambient noise, not to mention the fact shit would have been much more gruesome. * As far as terrible design decisions go, this is probably the worst. Of course, you can listen to whatever you want while reading this, but modifying this LP in such a way may constitute a violation of my IP. So, we need to supply our own soundtrack the official soundtrack of this LP is therefore Rutabaga Salad (the music should start, and loop, automatically when you follow the link. There is one thing I forgot to mention the last time: this game has no sound. I hope you guys appreciate me.Īnyway I'm back with PART 2 of this delightful LP. Here's something you might not know: it's a nice sunny day and there is a swimming pool not more than a dozen steps from my door. Screenshot program is Greenshot Autohotkey used to rebind keys when necessary for image maniupulation Irfanview for batch image manipulation
exe: WARNING NOT RECOMMENDED) resource files DL here original translation thread here (old versions of translation, extraction tools, etc.) Being who I am this translates to 'talk shit about guro games on the Codex' but it's better than nothing.
But I'm going to LP it anyway, for two simple reasons: one, because I heard about this shit on this site and turnabout's fair play (you're getting off lightly), and two, because I've been depressed recently and, well, I need something constructive to do. OK I got a little carried away there, but yeah this is terrible.
rar file with the translated version is 7.7mb while the. I know this because the resource files were made available by the guys who translated this turd (I wanted to see the schoolgirl naked without having to play through to the last level, which I'm going to have to do now anyway so fuck it). Did the creator think his 2d sidescroller - released in 2008 - wouldn't run fast enough if he didn't write his own routines in ASM or some shit?) or render his shitty backgrounds from tiles, which is extra embarrassing given that they're copy-paste MSPaint jobs - which I said before but it bears repeating. I'm not even a programmer and I know that. Oh and it's p badly programmed - there's a stupid bug in the very first room and the guy can't even mirror sprites (like, fucking seriously, Allegro or SDL_gfx or SFML or any number of other libraries does this for you. So basically we're guiding a spazzy schoolgirl - who suffers from an inability to run more than about ten metres in any direction, for example - through a shittily rendered version of Hell for the dubious reward of seeing her be messily dismembered.
A surprisingly small amount of guro considering this is supposed to be a, y'know, guro game. Hilarity ensues (assuming you think copy-pasted MSPaint backgrounds, lazy animations and remarkably shit controls are funny)! There's also guro if that's your thing. Let's fix that.Īnyway I can't be bothered writing much about this game since it is so shit, but basically you're a Japanese schoolgirl stuck in a poorly drawn vision of hell. I can't believe there isn't an LP for this unbelievably turdy mess on this site yet.